It's the hardest job in the world....

...being a stay at home parent.

Some days this is me.

Yesterday was one. I hid in the walk in pantry.

If I had a boss i'd tell him I want a raise...and time off....and a bonus....and a terms and conditions defined within a contract.

I don't have a boss, so to whom can I tender my resignation?

Don't even get me started on occupational hazards.