I am the subject of todays photography lesson.
I am also a slave to Miss E.
She insists that I comfort her at her will.
I am a reluctant participant.
I have never been washed.
I know I look happy, but I want to escape from this prison.
This woman has kept me sitting in this position for hours and hours whilst she interrogates me.
I have no water, no food. I have been subjected to multiple shots of bright light in my face.
I have cramp in my right leg, yet she still will not let me move.
I dream of escape.
I've been practicing.
Okay, so the shots aren't very exciting, but at least Gerald the Giraffe doesn't move.
My children move way too much for me to perfect my aperture and shutter speed skills on them.
I promise more dynamic shots for next time.
For now, PLEASE, someone send help for this poor neglected animal!
p.s. for some reason my formatting on Blogger goes mad if I type content before I insert photographs. If anyone knows why, save my sanity, please, I'm a control freak!